Serving up 1 part insight, 1 part intuition, 1/2 part logic, and 3-5 dashes absurdity. Shaken not stirred, garnished with a twist of sarcasm.
Since I was very young, I’ve been convinced I’d make a better dog.
Dogs have fun with it.
Dogs find simple solutions to complex problems. Crippled by excessive toy choice? Opt for a shoe.
Dogs are dependable, eager, and generally enjoyable to be around.
This philosophy colors my writing and professional conduct at large.